Peridot called and said she had a plan to get revenge on Uma. "She asked me to help her figure out a way to get you away from Paisley. I'm going to pretend to help her, but we'll really be setting her up to get caught cheating by her fiance."
"Sounds great," Declan says, "Where do I fit in?"
"We're going to set up a private meeting between you and Uma. Uma will think I'm setting you up so that Paisley catches you, but actually it willl be Andrew that bursts in on the rendezvous."
"No, absolutely not," Declan refuses with a shudder, "I'm not going near her, not even to pretend. Not even to talk to her about pretending to meet her. Ugh. No."
"You don't have to be there," Peridot answers with a wicked smile, "We're going to tell Uma that you'll only meet her in a disguise, dressed as the llama mascot. But we'll actually be sending a real mascot in to meet her. She'll think it's you, but it will be Amin Fancey. It won't matter to Andrew who she's cheating with, but it will be extra humiliating for Uma to be duped and caught cheating at the same time."
"So it's my job to round up the mascot?" Declan surmises. He has a particular loathing for the costumed weirdos on campus coming into his house uninvited, and has beaten Amin Fancey into submission. He'll do anything Declan tells him to.
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